I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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HOLY HELL
I JUST REALIZED
SHERLOKI—THE MOST NARCISSISTIC, RUDEST, MOST ARROGANT COUPLE TO EVER INHERIT THIS UNIVERSE
HIDDLEBATCH—LEGIT SWEETER THAN 200 TONS OF SUGAR
1 week ago with 13,345 notes
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
is that the fucking alien from alien vs predator
its not even orange
Anyone else think of the lima bean from Jimmy Neutron when you see this?
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
3 weeks ago with 45,057 notes
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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